{"product_id":"i-think-its-time-fu-coffee-slate-coaster","title":"I Think Its Time FU-COFFEE - Slate Coaster","description":"\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\"I Think Its Time FU-COFFEE\" Laser-Engraved Slate Coaster\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eServe up your morning brew with a healthy side of attitude. This dark grey slate coaster features a high-precision laser engraving of a visibly disgruntled chicken clutching a steaming mug, framed by the bold text \u003cb\u003e\"I THINK ITS TIME FU-COFFEE\"\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from natural slate, each piece is hand-sanded to achieve a smooth finish while preserving the organic texture and subtle tonal variations inherent to real stone. The clean, straight-edge square cut delivers a sleek contemporary aesthetic, suited to both minimalist modern desks and rustic kitchen setups.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0915\/0716\/3482\/files\/Create_product_showcase_shots_202608131756.jpg?v=1786640206\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eKey Features \u0026amp; Specifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Natural Slate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 10 cm x 10 cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-sanded smooth face with contemporary straight-cut edges\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eEngraving:\u003c\/b\u003e Precision laser-etched detail for permanent, crisp contrast\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSurface Protection:\u003c\/b\u003e 4 soft padded feet attached to the underside to prevent scratches and slippage on wooden, glass, or stone surfaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Wipe clean with a damp cloth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for desk displays, office spaces, or any coffee station where words simply aren't necessary before the first cup.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crafty Panther","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54576100213082,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0915\/0716\/3482\/files\/20260810_134906.png?v=1786634331","url":"https:\/\/www.craftypanther.co.uk\/products\/i-think-its-time-fu-coffee-slate-coaster","provider":"Crafty Panther","version":"1.0","type":"link"}