{"product_id":"no-coffee-no-workee-sloth-slate-coaster","title":"No coffee, No Workee - Sloth Slate Coaster","description":"\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\"No Coffee, No Workee\" Engraved Sloth Slate Coaster\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eSet a relaxed pace for your desk setup with this laser-engraved natural slate coaster. Featuring a detailed illustration of a cozy sloth clutching a hot mug in front of a dual-monitor workspace, this piece is completed with the whimsical hand-drawn lettering phrase \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8\" data-index-in-node=\"266\"\u003e\"No Coffee, No Workee\"\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCrafting \u0026amp; Materials\u003c\/b\u003e Each piece is cut from natural dark slate in a clean, contemporary straight-edge silhouette. To achieve a high-contrast finish, every coaster is individual hand-sanded prior to laser engraving, ensuring a smooth surface and crisp detail in the artwork. Four soft felt feet are fixed to the underside to protect your desks, tables, and countertops from scratches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specifications:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 10cm x 10cm (Square)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThickness:\u003c\/b\u003e Approx. 5mm – 7mm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Natural slate stone with dark grey\/charcoal undertones\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEdge Style:\u003c\/b\u003e Smooth, straight-cut contemporary edges\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEngraving:\u003c\/b\u003e Precision laser-engraved white\/light-grey contrast detail\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"11,5,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSurface Protection:\u003c\/b\u003e 4 fitted felt feet on the base\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePlease note: Natural slate may contain traces of iron pyrite (commonly known as fool's gold). These metallic specks are a naturally occurring feature of genuine stone and reflect the authentic origin of the material.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Crafty Panther","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54479920988506,"sku":null,"price":4.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0915\/0716\/3482\/files\/20260724_114710.png?v=1785166133","url":"https:\/\/www.craftypanther.co.uk\/products\/no-coffee-no-workee-sloth-slate-coaster","provider":"Crafty Panther","version":"1.0","type":"link"}