{"product_id":"personalised-shark-coochie-slate-cheese-board","title":"Personalised Shark Coochie Slate Cheese Board","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"4\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eCharcuterie? Shark Coochie!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eServe up your favourite cheeses, cured meats, and savoury bites with a cheeky touch of humour. Expertly laser-engraved onto natural charcoal slate, this slender serving board features a predatory great white alongside the tongue-in-cheek phrase: \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"246\"\u003e\"[Name]'s Shark Coochie Board — Because no one can say char-cut-er-rie.\"\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eEach platter is crafted from genuine slate and hand-finished with a smooth, sanded surface to complement its raw, cleft texture. The precision laser engraving cuts cleanly through the dark stone surface, producing a crisp, pale-grey contrast that won't fade or peel over time. Because this is natural stone, individual pieces showcase unique organic graining and may feature delicate, shimmering flecks of natural iron pyrite (fool's gold).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0915\/0716\/3482\/files\/20260921_105856.webp_20261002093440.jpg?v=1790931404\" alt=\"\" style=\"float: none;\"\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% natural quarried slate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 30 cm (L) × 12 cm (W)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand-sanded surface with raw natural texture\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eEngraving:\u003c\/b\u003e Precision laser etched with custom name\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/b\u003e Wipe clean with a damp cloth and warm soapy water; do not submerge or place in the dishwasher. To restore the deep slate lustre, occasionally rub lightly with food-safe mineral oil.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Crafty Panther","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54900603322714,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0915\/0716\/3482\/files\/20260921_105856.webp?v=1790929494","url":"https:\/\/www.craftypanther.co.uk\/products\/personalised-shark-coochie-slate-cheese-board","provider":"Crafty Panther","version":"1.0","type":"link"}