{"product_id":"theyve-got-a-knife-bamboo-chopping-board-30cmx24cm","title":"They've got a Knife! Bamboo Chopping Board 30cmx24cm","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eAdd a slice of comedy to your kitchen with this durable, eco-friendly bamboo chopping board. Featuring a hilariously high-stakes engraving of two chickens, a pig, and a cow in a state of utter disbelief, this board is as practical as it is personality-packed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eBamboo is the ultimate kitchen companion; it's a fast-growing, sustainable grass that provides a dense, knife-friendly surface that won't dull your blades as quickly as traditional hardwoods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e 100% Natural Bamboo. Sustainably sourced and naturally resistant to bacteria and moisture absorption.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 30cm x 24cm. A generous surface area providing extra room for chopping, dicing, or serving.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Deep-etched laser engraving featuring four shocked farm animals and the iconic \"They've got a KNIFE!\" slogan.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Expertly sanded for a smooth, splinter-free finish and pre-treated with food-safe mineral oil.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"4,4,0\"\u003eColour Palette:\u003c\/b\u003e Features the characteristic multi-toned \"striped\" grain of bamboo, ranging from pale straw to deep amber.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0915\/0716\/3482\/files\/Change_chopping_board_202604241303.jpg?v=1777036115\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eBamboo Care Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo keep your bamboo board in top \"chopping\" condition, follow these simple steps:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003eHand Wash Only:\u003c\/b\u003e Clean with warm soapy water and dry immediately. Never leave it to soak or put it in the dishwasher, as the heat and water will cause the bamboo to delaminate.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003eAir Dry:\u003c\/b\u003e Always allow the board to dry standing on its edge to prevent moisture from being trapped underneath.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003eMonthly Maintenance:\u003c\/b\u003e Re-oil with food-grade mineral oil once a month to keep the bamboo fibres supple and prevent cracking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003eAvoid Heat:\u003c\/b\u003e Keep your board away from hot hobs or direct sunlight to prevent warping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Crafty Panther","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54059880612186,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0915\/0716\/3482\/files\/20260422_183005.png?v=1777031200","url":"https:\/\/www.craftypanther.co.uk\/products\/theyve-got-a-knife-bamboo-chopping-board-30cmx24cm","provider":"Crafty Panther","version":"1.0","type":"link"}