{"product_id":"theyve-got-a-knife-beech-wood-chopping-board-30cm-x-20cm","title":"They've got a Knife! Beech Wood Chopping Board 30cm x 20cm","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eBring a touch of dark humour to your kitchen prep with this expertly engraved beech wood chopping board. Featuring a whimsical yet slightly panicked illustration, this board depicts two chickens, a pig, and a cow reacting in shock to a chef's knife. It’s a conversation starter that combines high-quality craftsmanship with a playful \"farm-to-table\" twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Solid Beech Wood. Known for its durability and natural antibacterial properties, beech is an ideal surface for heavy-duty chopping while remaining gentle on your knife blades.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 30cm x 20cm. A versatile size for everyday meal prep, from dicing vegetables to serving up a rustic charcuterie spread.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Precision laser-engraved illustration featuring four startled farm animals and the slogan \"They've got a KNIFE!\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Pre-oiled with a high-quality, food-safe mineral oil to protect the wood fibres and enhance the natural grain.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFunctional Detail:\u003c\/b\u003e Includes a deep-set \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"39\"\u003ejuice groove\u003c\/b\u003e around the perimeter, designed to catch runaway liquids and keep your kitchen worktops pristine.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0915\/0716\/3482\/files\/Chef_s_knife_on_202604231925.jpg?v=1776969030\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eCaring for Your Beech Wood Board\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eTo ensure your chopping board remains a staple in your kitchen for years to come, follow these essential care guidelines:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"2,0,0\"\u003eHand Wash Only:\u003c\/b\u003e Never submerge your board in water or place it in the dishwasher. The intense heat and prolonged moisture will cause the beech wood to warp or crack.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"2,1,0\"\u003eGentle Cleaning:\u003c\/b\u003e After use, wipe the surface with warm, soapy water and a soft cloth. Dry it immediately with a clean towel and allow it to air-dry standing upright to ensure even airflow on both sides.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"2,2,0\"\u003eRegular Oiling:\u003c\/b\u003e To maintain the wood’s natural lustre and protective barrier, re-apply a \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"89\" data-path-to-node=\"2,2,0\"\u003efood-safe mineral oil\u003c\/b\u003e or beeswax cream every 4–6 weeks, or whenever the wood begins to look \"thirsty\" or pale.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"2,3,0\"\u003eDeep Sanitising:\u003c\/b\u003e For a natural deep clean, sprinkle the board with coarse salt and rub with half a lemon. This neutralises odours and lifts stains without harsh chemicals.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"2,4,0\"\u003eStorage:\u003c\/b\u003e Store your board in a dry area away from direct heat sources (such as the oven or radiator) to prevent the wood from drying out prematurely.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Crafty Panther","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54053648433498,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0915\/0716\/3482\/files\/20260422_182759.png?v=1776966039","url":"https:\/\/www.craftypanther.co.uk\/products\/theyve-got-a-knife-beech-wood-chopping-board-30cm-x-20cm","provider":"Crafty Panther","version":"1.0","type":"link"}