{"product_id":"vegetable-crime-scene-beech-wood-chopping-board-30cm-x-20cm","title":"Vegetable Crime Scene Beech Wood Chopping Board 30cm x 20cm","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\"Crime Scene\" Engraved Beech Wood Chopping Board\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eBring a touch of dark humour to your meal prep with this \"Crime Scene\" chopping board. Expertly engraved, this board features a cast of startled vegetables—including carrots and onions—witnessing the aftermath of a culinary \"investigation\" alongside a kitchen knife.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3,0,0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Solid Beech Wood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3,1,0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 30cm x 20cm x 1.5cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3,2,0\"\u003eDesign:\u003c\/b\u003e Laser-engraved \"This Cutting Board is a Crime Scene\" illustration\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3,3,0\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/b\u003e Integrated perimeter juice groove\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"3,4,0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Pre-treated with food-grade mineral oil for immediate use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,0,0\"\u003eHardwearing Beech:\u003c\/b\u003e Crafted from dense, durable beech wood, known for its shock-absorbing qualities that protect your knife edges during heavy-duty slicing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,1,0\"\u003eEvidence Control:\u003c\/b\u003e The built-in juice groove around the edge ensures that liquids from tomatoes, meats, or fruits are contained, preventing \"the evidence\" from escaping onto your kitchen worktops.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,2,0\"\u003eReady to Use:\u003c\/b\u003e Each board arrives pre-oiled with premium, food-safe mineral oil, which penetrates the wood to create a protective barrier against moisture and bacteria.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"5,3,0\"\u003eDetailed Engraving:\u003c\/b\u003e The high-contrast laser engraving is burnt deep into the wood fibres for longevity, ensuring the comedic scene remains sharp even after repeated use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0915\/0716\/3482\/files\/Vegetables_on_cutting_board_202604291142.jpg?v=1777459386\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eCare Instructions for Beech Wood\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eTo ensure your board remains in peak condition and avoids any \"unsolved mysteries\" like warping or cracking, please follow these maintenance steps:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003eCleaning:\u003c\/b\u003e Hand wash only with warm, soapy water and a soft sponge. Dry immediately with a clean towel and allow it to air dry standing upright.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003eAvoid Soaking:\u003c\/b\u003e Never submerge the board in water or leave it in a damp sink, as beech wood is porous and may swell or split.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003eDishwasher Warning:\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"20\" data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003eDo not\u003c\/b\u003e place this board in the dishwasher; the high heat and prolonged water exposure will destroy the wood grain and the engraving.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003eRe-Oiling:\u003c\/b\u003e Every 3–4 weeks (or when the wood looks dull), apply a fresh coat of food-safe mineral oil or board cream. Wipe off any excess after 20 minutes to maintain the water-resistant seal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003eSanitising:\u003c\/b\u003e For deep cleaning after prepping raw meat, wipe the surface with white vinegar or a lemon half dipped in salt, then rinse and dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Crafty Panther","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54079464833370,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0915\/0716\/3482\/files\/20260422_182239.png?v=1777469351","url":"https:\/\/www.craftypanther.co.uk\/products\/vegetable-crime-scene-beech-wood-chopping-board-30cm-x-20cm","provider":"Crafty Panther","version":"1.0","type":"link"}