{"product_id":"what-the-f-k-beech-wood-chopping-board-highland-cow","title":"\"What the F**k\" Beech Wood Chopping Board - Highland Cow","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003eHighland Cow \"What the F**k\" Beech Wood Chopping Board\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eThis rectangular chopping board is crafted from solid, light-toned \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"67\"\u003ebeech wood\u003c\/b\u003e, featuring a tight grain and durable surface suitable for daily kitchen use. The centrepiece is a detailed laser-engraved illustration of a Highland Cow, set against a mountain backdrop and framed by the humorous phrase: \u003ci data-path-to-node=\"1\" data-index-in-node=\"299\"\u003e\"I know everything happens for a reason, but what the f**k.\"\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eThe board includes a recessed \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"30\"\u003ejuice groove\u003c\/b\u003e around the perimeter to catch liquids and maintain a clean workspace. Each piece is pre-treated with food-grade \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"155\"\u003emineral oil\u003c\/b\u003e to enhance the wood's natural antibacterial properties and provide a smooth, food-safe finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003e\u003cimg alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0915\/0716\/3482\/files\/the_image_is_202604151212.jpg?v=1776251744\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eProduct Specifications\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/b\u003e Beech Wood\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 30cm x 20cm x 1.5cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFinish:\u003c\/b\u003e Pre-treated with food-safe mineral oil\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/b\u003e Deep juice groove, precision laser engraving\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eTo maintain the integrity and longevity of your beech wood board, please follow these guidelines:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHand Wash Only:\u003c\/b\u003e Clean with warm soapy water and dry immediately. Never soak the board or place it in the dishwasher, as this will cause the wood to warp or crack.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eRe-Oiling:\u003c\/b\u003e Apply a food-safe mineral oil or beeswax cream every 4–8 weeks (or when the wood appears dry) to maintain the moisture barrier.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eStorage:\u003c\/b\u003e Store flat in a dry area away from direct heat sources.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Crafty Panther","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54000898572634,"sku":null,"price":11.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0915\/0716\/3482\/files\/the_image_is_202604151206.jpg?v=1776252653","url":"https:\/\/www.craftypanther.co.uk\/products\/what-the-f-k-beech-wood-chopping-board-highland-cow","provider":"Crafty Panther","version":"1.0","type":"link"}