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Engraved "Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese" Slate Board

Engraved "Sweet Dreams Are Made of Cheese" Slate Board

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"Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese" Slate Cheese Serving Board

Bring a dash of musical humour to your charcuterie spread with this laser-engraved natural slate serving board. Featuring a playful rock band of performing cheese characters

Each board is cut from genuine dark grey natural slate, showcasing authentic rustic riven edges and unique natural mineral textures. Before laser engraving, the surface is hand-sanded to achieve a smooth, even texture that enables crisp, high-contrast, precision detailing across every lyric and illustration.

  • Material: 100% natural slate with chipped, rustic edges
  • Dimensions: 30 cm × 12 cm (approx. 4–6 mm thickness)
  • Colour Palette: Deep charcoal grey slate with crisp off-white/light grey laser-etched detailing
  • Finish: Hand-sanded surface for a smooth finish and clean engraving contrast
  • Care Instructions: Wipe clean with a damp cloth; not suitable for dishwashers or prolonged soaking
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