Personalised Shark Coochie Slate Cheese Board

Charcuterie? Shark Coochie!

Serve up your favourite cheeses, cured meats, and savoury bites with a cheeky touch of humour. Expertly laser-engraved onto natural charcoal slate, this slender serving board features a predatory great white alongside the tongue-in-cheek phrase: "[Name]'s Shark Coochie Board — Because no one can say char-cut-er-rie."

Each platter is crafted from genuine slate and hand-finished with a smooth, sanded surface to complement its raw, cleft texture. The precision laser engraving cuts cleanly through the dark stone surface, producing a crisp, pale-grey contrast that won't fade or peel over time. Because this is natural stone, individual pieces showcase unique organic graining and may feature delicate, shimmering flecks of natural iron pyrite (fool's gold).

• Material: 100% natural quarried slate
• Dimensions: 30 cm (L) × 12 cm (W)
• Finish: Hand-sanded surface with raw natural texture
• Engraving: Precision laser etched with custom name
• Care Instructions: Wipe clean with a damp cloth and warm soapy water; do not submerge or place in the dishwasher. To restore the deep slate lustre, occasionally rub lightly with food-safe mineral oil.