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They've got a Knife! Bamboo Chopping Board 30cmx24cm

They've got a Knife! Bamboo Chopping Board 30cmx24cm

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Add a slice of comedy to your kitchen with this durable, eco-friendly bamboo chopping board. Featuring a hilariously high-stakes engraving of two chickens, a pig, and a cow in a state of utter disbelief, this board is as practical as it is personality-packed.

Bamboo is the ultimate kitchen companion; it's a fast-growing, sustainable grass that provides a dense, knife-friendly surface that won't dull your blades as quickly as traditional hardwoods.

Product Specifications

  • Material: 100% Natural Bamboo. Sustainably sourced and naturally resistant to bacteria and moisture absorption.
  • Dimensions: 30cm x 24cm. A generous surface area providing extra room for chopping, dicing, or serving.
  • Design: Deep-etched laser engraving featuring four shocked farm animals and the iconic "They've got a KNIFE!" slogan.
  • Finish: Expertly sanded for a smooth, splinter-free finish and pre-treated with food-safe mineral oil.
  • Colour Palette: Features the characteristic multi-toned "striped" grain of bamboo, ranging from pale straw to deep amber.

Bamboo Care Instructions

To keep your bamboo board in top "chopping" condition, follow these simple steps:

  • Hand Wash Only: Clean with warm soapy water and dry immediately. Never leave it to soak or put it in the dishwasher, as the heat and water will cause the bamboo to delaminate.
  • Air Dry: Always allow the board to dry standing on its edge to prevent moisture from being trapped underneath.
  • Monthly Maintenance: Re-oil with food-grade mineral oil once a month to keep the bamboo fibres supple and prevent cracking.
  • Avoid Heat: Keep your board away from hot hobs or direct sunlight to prevent warping.
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