• Vegetable Murder Board - Funny bamboo cutting board
  • Vegetable Murder Board - Funny bamboo cutting board
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  • Wooden cutting board with humorous vegetable-themed designs on a kitchen counter.
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Vegetable Murder Board - Funny bamboo cutting board

Vegetable Murder Board - Funny bamboo cutting board

£9.99 GBP
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Vegetable Murder Board

You know that moment when you're about to chop up some vegetables and you feel just a little bit guilty? Well, now you can lean into it. Introducing the Vegetable Murder Board—the ultimate chopping board for those who find a little dark humour in the kitchen.

Why You'll Love It

This isn't just any old chopping board. It's a statement piece, a conversation starter, and a trusty kitchen tool all in one.

  • Hilarious Designs: Each board features a collection of laser-etched vegetable designs that give a whole new meaning to "dicing a carrot" and "mincing garlic." The designs are sharp, funny, and permanently etched into the wood.
  • Built to Last: Crafted from durable, eco-friendly bamboo, this board is built for daily use. Measuring a handy 30cm x 24cm with a sturdy 1.5cm thickness, it's the perfect size for all your chopping needs.
  • Pre-Treated and Ready to Use: We've pre-treated each board with food-grade mineral oil to protect the surface and keep things hygienic right out of the box.
  • Weight: Approximately 600-700g.

Wooden cutting board with humorous vegetable-themed designs on a kitchen counter.

How to Keep Your Board in Top Shape

To ensure your Vegetable Murder Board lasts for years of culinary carnage, a little care goes a long way.

  • Monthly Oiling: We recommend oiling your board about once a month, or whenever it looks a bit dry. This simple step prevents warping and cracking.
  • The Golden Rule: For best results, use the reverse side for all your chopping and slicing. This keeps the funny, etched side looking pristine for display, but don't worry—it's still perfectly safe to use the etched side if you want to.

Get ready to make meal prep a little more… theatrical. The Vegetable Murder Board is here to turn your kitchen into a crime scene, one veggie at a time.

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