"What the F**k" Beech Wood Chopping Board - Highland Cow

Highland Cow "What the F**k" Beech Wood Chopping Board

This rectangular chopping board is crafted from solid, light-toned beech wood, featuring a tight grain and durable surface suitable for daily kitchen use. The centrepiece is a detailed laser-engraved illustration of a Highland Cow, set against a mountain backdrop and framed by the humorous phrase: "I know everything happens for a reason, but what the f**k."

The board includes a recessed juice groove around the perimeter to catch liquids and maintain a clean workspace. Each piece is pre-treated with food-grade mineral oil to enhance the wood's natural antibacterial properties and provide a smooth, food-safe finish.

Product Specifications

• Material: Beech Wood
• Dimensions: 30cm x 20cm x 1.5cm
• Finish: Pre-treated with food-safe mineral oil
• Features: Deep juice groove, precision laser engraving

Care Instructions

To maintain the integrity and longevity of your beech wood board, please follow these guidelines:

• Hand Wash Only: Clean with warm soapy water and dry immediately. Never soak the board or place it in the dishwasher, as this will cause the wood to warp or crack.
• Re-Oiling: Apply a food-safe mineral oil or beeswax cream every 4–8 weeks (or when the wood appears dry) to maintain the moisture barrier.
• Storage: Store flat in a dry area away from direct heat sources.